Mar 31, 2024 — Dress for the Job You [Don’t] Want
Feb 29, 2024 — A Compilation of Brief, Unrelated Vignettes
Jan 31, 2024 — You Can Read a Girl to Water…
2023
Dec 31, 2023 — I Put the “Holly” in “Holly-Jolly Christmas”
Nov 30, 2023 — The [Second] First Day of Kindergarten
Oct 31, 2023 — The Legend of Halloween Costume-Making
Sep 30, 2023 — The Art of Potty Training
Aug 31, 2023 — To Email Anything Less Than My Best: Part IV, or The End
Jul 12, 2023 — Early Elementary [Theological] Education
Jun 2, 2023 — La Tía y Sus Sobrinos Van al Zoo
Apr 30, 2023 — Something Borrowed, Something Blue
Mar 31, 2023 — Something Old, Something New
Feb 25, 2023 — To Email Anything Less Than My Best: Part III
Jan 31, 2023 — By the Skin of Her Baby Teeth
2022
Dec 29, 2022 — 2022: A Year in Review — The Belated Christmas Card
Nov 30, 2022 — She Came in Like a Wrecking Ball
Oct 31, 2022 — The Birthday Crashers
Sep 30, 2022 — To Email Anything Less Than My Best: Part II
Aug 31, 2022 — But At Least I Kept the Kids Alive
Jul 31, 2022 — Be a Milk Donor, You Get to Write Stories About Yourself
Jun 30, 2022 — Edit at Your Own Peril
May 26, 2022 — Back to the Salt Mines
Apr 26, 2022 — Cooler Genes Will Prevail
Apr 11, 2022 — Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Feb 7, 2022 — The Death of Occidentalis
Feb 7, 2022 — Faith is the Substance of Things Hoped For
Jan 22, 2022 — Out of the Frying Pan and into the Sewer
2021
Dec 31, 2021 — How Mario Boosted My Mom Game
Nov 29, 2021 — To Email Anything Less Than My Best: Part I
Oct 31, 2021 — All’s Well That Sleeps Well
Sep 30, 2021 — Dr. Borealis, Class of 2043
Aug 6, 2021 — The Birth of Australis: Part III
Jul 6, 2021 — The Birth of Australis: Part II
Jun 6, 2021 — The Birth of Australis: Part I
May 31, 2021 — A Tale of Two Poopies
Apr 28, 2021 — The Brave Little Toaster Has a Brave Little Toaster
Mar 30, 2021 — There’s No Dragon Like Snow Dragon
Feb 28, 2021 — Borealis Aforethought
Jan 29, 2021 — Her Highness, the Queen of the Crib
2020
Dec 29, 2020 — Death by a Thousand Carrots
Nov 17, 2020 — Articulate Savages and the Parents Who Raise Them
Oct 26, 2020 — How to Save a Dog: Part II
Sep 30, 2020 — How to Save a Dog: Part I
Aug 31, 2020 — Colorado Mom Uses This One Trick to Get Nothing Done
Jul 31, 2020 — A Stinky Situation
Jun 13, 2020 — Poop Goes *IN* the Potty
May 22, 2020 — Keep Masked and Carry On
Apr 14, 2020 — Process Control Class Goes to Coors Lab
Apr 11, 2020 — Bo’s First Egg Hunt
Apr 1, 2020 — Blast from the Past
Mar 23, 2020 — The Dumpsters Are Calling, and I Must Go
Feb 6, 2020 — Monday Funday
Jan 22, 2020 — No Country for Young Dogs
2019
Dec 17, 2019 — Bah-Humburglary
Nov 14, 2019 — A Firstborn Becomes a Sibling
Nov 5, 2019 — Due Date Update: No Halloween Baby
Oct 17, 2019 — A Firstborn Prepares for a Sibling
Oct 1, 2019 — Even Blankets Do Hard Time
Sep 3, 2019 — Cool for the Summer
Aug 14, 2019 — “D” as in “Rabbit”
Jul 13, 2019 — Kiss Mommy’s Belly
Jun 15, 2019 — The Birth of Borealis: The Executive Summary
May 15, 2019 — The Birth of Borealis: Part IV
Apr 15, 2019 — The Birth of Borealis: Part III
Mar 15, 2019 — The Birth of Borealis: Part II
Feb 15, 2019 — The Birth of Borealis: Part I
Feb 5, 2019 — A Cure for What Ails You
Jan 14, 2019 — If You Give a Kid a [Quinoa-Spinach-Apple] Meatball…
2018
Dec 30, 2018 — 2018: A Year in Review — The List
Dec 30, 2018 — 2018: A Year in Review — The Story
Dec 14, 2018 — What Polar Bears Taught Me About Bad Parenting
Nov 27, 2018 — Traveling with a Strong-Willed Child
Nov 14, 2018 — When Fur Babies Get Supplanted
Nov 14, 2018 — I Just Wanna Look Good For You; Or, A Story About Losing One’s Style Through Motherhood
Oct 4, 2018 — Makin’ Bacon
Sep 12, 2018 — How This Blog Got Its Name
Aug 16, 2018 — Z is for Zoo
Jul 30, 2018 — Drowning My Child
Jul 17, 2018 — The Story That Started It All